I started as a butter knife, but there were things that needed to be taken apart, so I applied myself as a screwdriver,
and a pry bar, and I got the broken whatsit open.
And I can still play butter knife - 'till something else needs repair.
Oh, and I can usually get most of those screws back in the right place too.
And sometimes the whatsit gets fixed.
In any case, it's better than just being smeared with butter all day.